Friday, July 17, 2015

MadCap's Game Reviews - "Goat Simulator"

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...okay, now I know why they say not to leave your laptop out near goats. I thought that watermelon was a little suspicious.

But yeah, that's pretty much it. You're a goat, you wreck shit. If it were a Bethesda game, people would be rolling their eyes in disdain and calling for the dev team's heads. What else could I possibly say about it?

Goat Simulator is now available from Coffee Stain Studios for Microsoft Windows, OS X, Linux, iOS, Android, Xbox 360, and Xbox One.

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