...oh, right. Why didn't this review come out something like over a month ago and when it was relevant and anyone actually gave a shit about it? And why am I not playing Devil May Cry 5 (even though I probably am by the time this review will come out)?
Well, wonderful questions, voices in my head! I'll be happy to answer them after I give my spoiler tag for the events of Far Cry 5. I think that really goes without saying (or doesn't, actually, but I'll get into that), of course, given what most people know about this game. But it never hurts to cover your bases, or at least that's what I've been taught by vigorous beatings with a baseball bat (thanks, Uncle Gus!), so here we go merrily on our way.
