Okay, so I was going to do a non-spoiler review and a spoiler review and just rake in the mad ad revenue dollars...I mean, have one for those that wanted to avoid spoilers and those that didn't care or had already seen the movie. So that's what I'm going to do. This is the spoiler version of the review. If you don't want spoilers, then watch the movie and come back to read this one or check out the non-spoiler version here. Or, if you do not care about spoilers, then feel free to look beyond the cut to read.
We good? Good. Excelsior!
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Friday, April 26, 2019
MadCap At The Movies - "Avengers: Endgame" (no spoilers)
Okay, so I was going to do a non-spoiler review and a spoiler review and just rake in the mad ad revenue dollars...I mean, have one for those that wanted to avoid spoilers and those that didn't care or had already seen the movie. So that's what I'm going to do. This is the no-spoiler version of the review. If you don't want spoilers, then feel free to proceed. If you want spoilers or you have already seen the movie, then feel free to check out the spoiler review here.
We good? Good. Excelsior!
We good? Good. Excelsior!
Friday, April 19, 2019
MadCap's Fiction Corner - "Minos Mayhem, Chapter 4"
Pergitor was even more dreary than Ordos had described it as being. Even from orbit, the planet was a dull gray, the same gray Calen remembered being the color painted onto trash collectors or the panels of a Star Destroyer. Like the Star Destroyers, it really only looked intimidating because it was a lot of gray. Descent through the atmosphere sent them through equally dull, gray clouds down into a landscape of jagged, gray rocks that were disturbed only by the occasional blue-white lightning strike from the heavens to break up the overpowering mediocrity of the environment.
Also, the rain.
Pergitor was, it seemed, a very rainy planet.
"It’s a good thing we have the sensors going.” Calen commented through the sound of the pounding on the viewport. “I can’t make heads or tails otherwise."
"Sorry about that," Ordos had returned to the cockpit, standing behind the pilot's chair. "Had to check on an old friend. How's our ETA?"
"On our current path, it's uh..." Calen spared a half-glance over at the monitors that detailed their approach. "Roughly..."
"We are eleven minutes and fifty-six seconds from the appointed dock at the domed city of Gehenna." Red reported dutifully. When the droid realized both men were looking at it, it made a sound that almost sounded like a scoff. "I cannot help it if the efficiency of organics is limited."
Also, the rain.
Pergitor was, it seemed, a very rainy planet.
"It’s a good thing we have the sensors going.” Calen commented through the sound of the pounding on the viewport. “I can’t make heads or tails otherwise."
"Sorry about that," Ordos had returned to the cockpit, standing behind the pilot's chair. "Had to check on an old friend. How's our ETA?"
"On our current path, it's uh..." Calen spared a half-glance over at the monitors that detailed their approach. "Roughly..."
"We are eleven minutes and fifty-six seconds from the appointed dock at the domed city of Gehenna." Red reported dutifully. When the droid realized both men were looking at it, it made a sound that almost sounded like a scoff. "I cannot help it if the efficiency of organics is limited."
Sunday, April 7, 2019
MadCap (and a Ginger!) At The Movies - "Shazam!"
Yep! Went out with stoopidkid425 again! He says hi, internet! Check him out on PSN!
Given that this movie will very likely be swamped by the oncoming Avengers: Endgame coming out later this month, I imagine that this film is going to need all the boosts it can get. And that's a shame, really, because it most definitely deserves the praise.
Yeah, I'm not going to sugar coat it - this film is good.
Very, very good.
Given that this movie will very likely be swamped by the oncoming Avengers: Endgame coming out later this month, I imagine that this film is going to need all the boosts it can get. And that's a shame, really, because it most definitely deserves the praise.
Yeah, I'm not going to sugar coat it - this film is good.
Very, very good.
Thursday, April 4, 2019
MadCap's Game Reviews - "The Sims 4"
So...I was bound to get dragged into it eventually, if only tangentially. My friends have been split right down the middle about The Sims series - they either love it or hate it beyond the capacity for rational thought. A lot of that boils down to the ownership of the franchise by Electronic Arts and the changes that have been made between the entries in the series. One thing I will immediately agree on is that EA is really taking the micro-transactions and downloadable content way too far. How do I know?
Right after the start menu (after taking an absurd amount of time to load up), your options for loading the game and changing your profile have six expansion packs, five game packs, and thirteen "stuff packs" that range anywhere from $9.99 to $39.99 USD.
That's a bit excessive for some shiny new coats of paint, EA.
Right after the start menu (after taking an absurd amount of time to load up), your options for loading the game and changing your profile have six expansion packs, five game packs, and thirteen "stuff packs" that range anywhere from $9.99 to $39.99 USD.
That's a bit excessive for some shiny new coats of paint, EA.
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