You wanna pick up a sword, get on a horse and go save the
princess, huh? Hope you’re ready to
break out a little more dough…because just buying the game is just not enough
anymore…
DLC Quest is an
offering from developer Going Loud Studios and is quite obviously a parody of
the trend in gaming nowadays involving micro transactions that give us – what else?
– DLC. The story is the most basic in
all of gaming history: there’s a
princess that has been captured, go save her!
Unfortunately, upon joining our hero…we find that he can’t jump. Or, indeed, do anything but move in one
direction! What a conundrum! Luckily, our local salesman is more than
happy to assist in exchange for coins that are found scattered about the world. As the game is kind enough to mention, no actual currency is used in the transactions in this game.
And really, the game doesn’t get much more complicated
beyond that. You collect the coins and
you buy DLC for things that seem so very commonplace in most games of the kind
nowadays – such being able to move in more than one direction, jumping, and
even simple noise. Not just music,
though that is also up for sale, but noise
– and play the game. It’s by no means a
long adventure, but it’s definitely a rather amusing one and it’s a parody done
very well.
Don't do it! It's a trap!!!! |
Now, while I don’t think that developers will ever get that lazy (then again, I have actually played Aliens: Colonial Marines), this game is – if nothing
else – a cute aside into the worst case scenario with DLC and micro
transactions, if in the most hilarious of ways.
The game takes this opportunity to poke fun at some of the more maligned
or beloved jokes spawned by this business practice as well, such as Oblivion’s “Horse Armor” (which, believe
it or not, features into the resolution) and Valve’s bizarre fixation with Hats
in their games.
It’s not a long game, but an enjoyable one and a pretty good
parody. Definitely enjoyable if you just
happen to have a half hour or so to kill.
Very enjoyable, just long enough to feel of substance and get it’s point
across, and short enough to not have to slug through it.
DLC Quest is available
for Xbox 360, PC, and Mac from Going Loud Studios.
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