MadCap's Game Reviews - "Halloween 2013 Teaser"

I know you've all been marking your calendars for the long-awaited holiday of Halloween. More important, I know you've been waiting patiently for this year's Halloween special after my last one. Well, don't worry. While I might not have acquired a game as awesome as Symphony of the Night, I have gotten a hold of a particular game that I think will  A̴͚͈̤̫͔̮ͯ͒̅̂̇ͯ̅͢l̝̮̙̮͍̱̳ͣ̈͡͞͝l̷̖̜͍͕̟̜̪ͦͦ̃̿ͨ͛ͩ͛́ ̸̨̦̘̯̫̔ͭ͋ͫ̿ͩ̎Iͫ͐̒ͪ͐ͦ҉̖͎̮ ̡͇̱͕̩̔̆w̷̴̡̥̝͗a̧ͥ̒̚҉̵͍̮̝ͅn̯̩͎̱̩͖͍͇ͩ̉̐͛̆ͭ̿͊͢t̫̻̬̒͌ͥ̔̎ ̰͇͖̗͙͙̙̞̘̏̐̈̆̅̍͟į̸̸̬͖̠̤̗͙͉̭̒̂̅͂́̒͑s̡͉̤̗͚̝̘̃͐̐͆̂ ̡̡̻͎̠͖͓̪̽͛͂͐ͪͭ͂ͅͅm̬͉͍̘̍͊͋y͗ͦ̈́̒ͭ͏͡҉̭͖͍̙͓͍ ̜̲̣̩̜͈̇ͣ̽͐̕f̆̽҉̼̜͔̜̻̥̜r̻̗͌͢͝i̭͔̮͕͖̦̎̀ͯ̓̎́̋̄ȅ̶̟̥͉̙̞̝̕ͅn̢͇̥̝͔̏ͣ͢d̴̺̳̹̣͚ͩ̽̀̓ͧ͑ͥ̕,͔̖̬̤͖̠̣ͬ͛́ ̻̠̮̜͇̝̜̘ͬ̌̉̿͌͟m̶̞̫͓̭͊̃̀ͥ̆͒̆́́ͅỷ̺͓̰̦͌͢ ̖͕͎̲̲̈̿ͫ͝ͅr̗̹̞̩̠̟̝ͫ͊ͭͬ̽ͦî̧̝̩͉̭̥̥̗͉̊͌̕͘v̯̻̭̎ͬͨͨ͟a͙̰̬̎͛͑ͦͯ̌͘l̷̢͙̊̒ͦ͘ ̤̬̯̺̬̔͂̒͒̋ͦ͡b̘͈͚͓̮̟͈ͭ̿ͩa͍͚ͬ͑ͤ̈́̚c͔̠ͬ̉ͬ̎͟k̜̬̑̆ͤ̑.ͥ̍ͮ̊̽͏҉̠͓̫̰̠͍͜.͕͎̄̏ͭ.̷̤̯̬̬̭̻͈̉̎ up everyone's alley and will be very P̟̙̜͉͔͔̔ͧ̄ͩ̓́ͭ̀̚͠l̶̼̱̗̤̣̩͇̈́̾̐̃̑̊̿͊ȅ̸͍̰͗̃ͧ̿̄ͦ́͞a̧̻̝͓͖͖͔̖̟̍̄ͫ́͡s̤͈̼̒ͫ́̓̔e̲̣͖͉̟ͯ́͒̂̾̈ͪ͐͜ ̈͑̈́͐ͨ͋̉̎̂́̕͏͓̥̼͖͍͍ͅd͇̲̰͒̿ͫͭͨͣ̾ͫ̾͡ö̩̣͈̘͈̙̪̎̂ͭͨͧ̿ͤn̶̵͔͕͔̬͍̠̋ͯ̍ͨ̒͡'̢̘̠͈̐͒̏̕t̬̱̉ͬ ̳̱̬ͮ͝c͓̪̼͙̖̙͐̅̑́o̱̭̭̜̟̭̿̽ͯ͐̀ͅm̸̜͎̻̳̓ͮ̑ͩ͗͌̃e̜̮̰̤͖̭͛͛ͅ ̡̝̝ͫ͐̇ͤͦ̋ͣ̚͟͝b̭̞̰̖̳͌̍̊ͯͭ̿̒ǎ̢̫̯̞̮͓̦̹̘͉ͬ̀̕c̡̦̞̈́̀̔̃͋̄̂͜k͖͓̯̳͖͎̒͗̇̍̑̿͜͡ͅ.͈̬̻̖̱̪͇͐͆̄̇͑̉ͅ. So I hope you're all going to enjoy a very chilling tale about a young man on his T̛̘̜̲̏͗͊̂̿̓ͧ̚h̛̦͇͔̘͑̂͢i̭͎̙̳̞̰ͭ̾̌̓ͬs̮̯͍̖͙͆ͪ͑̃̂͘ ̪̦̤̝̦̬͕͚̗̉̑̋͌͟͜͠ḭ̢̓ͬͫͬͪ̋ͅs̷̥̟̟̼̟̽͂̀ͥ ̧̛̘͚̞̦̼̯̈́̄̓̀̃̕ṅ̸͈͐o̦̜ͦ̿̍ͬ͋͂ͥͣt̡͍̔ͭ̾̒̐ͧ͟ ̷̢̥̼ͫ̋͑̏̔̈̅̐ȳ̬̠͈͓͂̍o̧̼̮̫̪̱̰̅̔̈̅̂͆u͌ͭ͢҉̻̫̼̬̦ŗ͚̙̭̳̞͑̍͆ͥ̏̓̌ͬ͟͜ͅ ̧̙̙ͧͮ͞͡ͅs̶̲̱͙̻̞͎͂ͧ̃t͒̇ͣ̓̍ͭ̋ͫ̄҉̳͔̜̦̘̥͍̹o̞̓ͩ̆͜r̶͕͎̝̱̥̗ͪ̀̇̄͛ͥͅy̷̢̻͆ͥ̏ͤ̈́̆.̜̞̱͈̱̳̘̪̽ͧ̈ͫͬ̅ͭ master.  So I hope you will all join me on October 25, 2013 for the Y̭͎̗̣̆́̀̀ȫ͖̘͖ͯ̊͟͟u̲̘̳ͨͥͧͩ͐͌̔'͙̬ͫ̀͆ͯ͗rͮͧ̔̔ͨ̚̚҉̷̥e̘͖̹͉͖̝͉̋̓ͭ̑̔͜ͅ ̭̪͉͖̱͓̪̜ͧͮ̅̌̿̀̇͘͢n͖͎͍̹̤̫̭̰̔͠ǫ̛̥͈̭̩͕̟̏̌ͥ̓͌͊͆́t̬̖͍̦̥̜̞͑̆̈͗̄̈́͂͂̔͜͢͠ ̷̛̘͙͉̄̏ͥh̏͛͞҉̳̝̥̠̹̼͔i̴̠̺̫̓ͫmͭͯ̈́̍̒̆҉̧̼.̡̥͈͚̮͚͖ͯ̊̔͡ on the Mouth of the Munchkin!

 "̡͕͉ͫ̃͑̔̆ͫ̈́͟I̱̜̝̎̊̀ͣ̕͢'̍̉̉̔ͬ̌͛͏͍̞̝m̦͎̹͋̓ͅ ̨̙̦̳̜͍̫͚̹ͬ̏̓̄̾ͮ̀s̶̙̦̪̺̯͓̻̊̓ͭ̓̓͛̎̚ͅo̮̤̗ͧ̓̏ͮ̅͆͑̑r̶̜̲̪͓͇͔͒̋͋̎̎͒ͫ͛r̟͙͔̜͔̻̻ͤͩy̷͖ͧ̇̉̍̚͡,̴̶̹̥̬̫̮͚͓͑͊̎̆̒ͦ̍͠ͅ ̵̼̘̫̗ͥ̃͑͐͋͑̽͘w̻̦̣͔̩̫͉̳̿̌̀̕͜e̟͎͕͔̼̯͓̾̄̊ͥͨͥ̇̏͆͘͟ ͓̼̖̖̯̭͖̉͗̃̌̈́̅̍c̼̞͚̆͊̑ͣͭ̂̒̚o̫͕͎̮͇͍̗ͬͭͥ̂̓̍͗̚̕͡ủ̼̳͇̝̘̣͎̿̎͒͗͋͟l̗̲̟̤͍̜̮͓ͨͧͬ̂̀ͩ̽̈͠d̤̹̆̄̈̋̉͂͜͟ṉ̷̪̦̬̳ͪ͗ͣ͟͝ͅ'̥͇̮̮̝ͪ͊͑̌ͤͧ̽̇͜t̪̤͑̍̈͛́̌̓ ̛͓̥̆̾f͉̰͇ͪ͗̅͗͞i͇͎͓̱̎ͅn̢͔̖ͤ̅͂͌̓̐ͩͩ͟͠ḓ̞̦̞̦̪͔̳͒̇ͫ̿́͞ ̢̾ͬ͐͆͂҉̳̟͈h̺ͨ̓ͤ̃ͩ̈́͗̍i̧̻̾͋̆͐͡ͅm̳̘̠̰̐͌ͭ̑ͥͭ͐͝.͐ͦ̈͟҉̶̠̳.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

"̧̱̹̲̬̮̘ͣͮ̈́̀̐̄͝W̴̬̝̝̪̪̦ͬͮ̇ͧͨ͂̈ͩ͠ḩ̟̉ͨ̀̆ͩͧ́̚y̸̡̭̤̳̲͍͚̙̐̎̎͆̏̄̚ ̶̡̞̭̗ͣ̅ͮ͛ͦ͂̃a̸̰͇̜̲͈̪͎̎ͧͣ̀́̈͢r̷̢̧̘̤̲̘̜̗̲̳ͧ̇̏e̴̱̬͖̝̮̻̅̉̽̓ͦ̋ͮ̋ ̧ͯ̀̈҉͓̘̮̖̼̦y̫̺̔̇͒̓̓o̴̦̞̖͌ͭu̬͈͙̹͇̤̐ͥͨͪͯ̉̂̇͡ͅͅ ̮̝͓̘̝͙͕̲̘͆ͨ͊ͯ̆͛ḥ̡͆̆eͭͭ͂́ͪ̉̌̓̄҉҉̰͎͇͍̪̻̞̞̕rͨͨ́͛͏̢̠͉̼́e̠̘̘͚̓̓ͫͩͦ̂͊̆̚͘͜ ̴̱͈̣ͬ̐̋͑͗̽̆͜w͈͕͙̌̿̈̐̐͊̄͟͜h͚̠͈̘͓́͋̊ͭͫ̌̇ͫ̀͘e͎̰͉͎̹͊̉̍̃ͪ͑ͨn̐ͫ̐̏̐͂̄̚͏̤̗̕ ͨ̏͒̈̐҉̗̪̦̭͍̰h̵͈̣̥͙̠ͤ̋̔̀̕e̢͓͉̳͓̥͍͐'̢̟̮̭̺̮̘͈̙̊ͧͪ̉ͬͧ̏͂s͉̼̼̦̥̗̬̍ͩ͂͟ ̳̥̟̞̰̻̻̤͂̾͂͋̓̚g͉̒͂̍͐̅̽̂́̚͜o̱̝͙̎̓̔̑̏̍͗͜͢ņ͓̩̽̾͊͑͑͌͛͡e̹̠̦̼̱̞͒ͥͦ̄̀̃͒̀̚?̵ͨ͐ͮ̉҉̜̖̯̠̪ͅ


T̡̍ͨ̎́͊͗ͪ͊̎ͫ̽ͫͯ̇ͤ͟͏̺̖̬͈̠̼̦͇̗̝H̶̛̛͍̜̖͍̜̠̳͍̭͇̼̻̏̆̊̎͑̉ͥ̏ͩͪ̽̂ͥ̚͘͞I̵ͮ̏ͯ̍̾̓̀͏̷̭̲̳̜̝̟̪͕̬̟͎̞̜͓͜S̸̢̛̲̣̳̬͔̳̣͖̠̘̫̪̭̟͎̝̻͚͚̄̾ͧͤͦͪ̔̄̀̒ͣ́̾̎̀̚͟ ̶̵̦̩̳̥̫͎̭͖̭̹͕̳͊̆̓̈̾̋͒̇ͧ̆́̾̄̽ͤ̋̃̃ͫ́͜͢Ḭ̴̗͕͕̲̯͉̘̤͍͎͉͙̯͓͇ͩ̀̊͋̆ͯ̀̅ͩ̀͘͞͡Ş̷͈͓͉̪̔͊̍̾̂͐͌͋̒ͬ̊ͫͨ̍̿ͣ̿́̚̕ͅ ̧̘̫͇̠͎̤͇͖͎͙̬̬̮̙͇̫̥̭͎ͥ̇͐̒̓͗ͣ͌̂ͩ̒̌̃͂͒͆̅ͨN̏ͬͬ̓͊̃̓ͪ̃̈́҉͈͖̱̙̜̻̙̱̫̗̞͓͍̜͇̕͟͢Ŏ̷̧̢̳̤̟̣̲̱̻̤̯̺̭͕̖̜̖̋̀ͩ͊̆̿̅͒̀́͜T̢̟͈͓͎̗̺̓̉̔ͬ͒̀ ̷͈̠̣̖͔̣͖͔̤̥̬͙̤̘̤͈̈́̽ͤ̀ͦ͒ͤ̃ͫ́ͣ̉̄ͧ̐ͣ̊̚͢A̯̟̤͓̠̞̍̿̌ͪ̽̋̉́́͟ ̞̠͙͍̺̩̼͉ͣ̈̿͊͊͋̎ͦ̓̒ͦ̑̄ͧ́́͜͞ͅͅG̶̡̧̧͚̗͔͔̝̪͕̖̳̺͎̲̬̥͉̟͉̮̎ͧ̃̌̌̄̓͂̑ͤ̀Ä̶̸̢̢́̈͊̊͊ͤ̋̎͒̀͏̰̥͖̱̺Mͭ̽ͮ̆͌ͬ̓̈͗́͝͏͖̹̖̬̮̤̟Ēͮͨͣ̐ͦ̒͗̆̾͋ͪ҉͠͏̢̭̩̲̱̝̹̳͈̤̀!̊̐ͫͩͧ͊͊̐ͧ̏̄͑͊ͨ̾͞͏̵͚͚̹̱̲̣͉̬̫̗̯̯̜̟̣̤͕̼ T̡̍ͨ̎́͊͗ͪ͊̎ͫ̽ͫͯ̇ͤ͟͏̺̖̬͈̠̼̦͇̗̝H̶̛̛͍̜̖͍̜̠̳͍̭͇̼̻̏̆̊̎͑̉ͥ̏ͩͪ̽̂ͥ̚͘͞I̵ͮ̏ͯ̍̾̓̀͏̷̭̲̳̜̝̟̪͕̬̟͎̞̜͓͜S̸̢̛̲̣̳̬͔̳̣͖̠̘̫̪̭̟͎̝̻͚͚̄̾ͧͤͦͪ̔̄̀̒ͣ́̾̎̀̚͟ ̶̵̦̩̳̥̫͎̭͖̭̹͕̳͊̆̓̈̾̋͒̇ͧ̆́̾̄̽ͤ̋̃̃ͫ́͜͢Ḭ̴̗͕͕̲̯͉̘̤͍͎͉͙̯͓͇ͩ̀̊͋̆ͯ̀̅ͩ̀͘͞͡Ş̷͈͓͉̪̔͊̍̾̂͐͌͋̒ͬ̊ͫͨ̍̿ͣ̿́̚̕ͅ ̧̘̫͇̠͎̤͇͖͎͙̬̬̮̙͇̫̥̭͎ͥ̇͐̒̓͗ͣ͌̂ͩ̒̌̃͂͒͆̅ͨN̏ͬͬ̓͊̃̓ͪ̃̈́҉͈͖̱̙̜̻̙̱̫̗̞͓͍̜͇̕͟͢Ŏ̷̧̢̳̤̟̣̲̱̻̤̯̺̭͕̖̜̖̋̀ͩ͊̆̿̅͒̀́͜T̢̟͈͓͎̗̺̓̉̔ͬ͒̀ ̷͈̠̣̖͔̣͖͔̤̥̬͙̤̘̤͈̈́̽ͤ̀ͦ͒ͤ̃ͫ́ͣ̉̄ͧ̐ͣ̊̚͢A̯̟̤͓̠̞̍̿̌ͪ̽̋̉́́͟ ̞̠͙͍̺̩̼͉ͣ̈̿͊͊͋̎ͦ̓̒ͦ̑̄ͧ́́͜͞ͅͅG̶̡̧̧͚̗͔͔̝̪͕̖̳̺͎̲̬̥͉̟͉̮̎ͧ̃̌̌̄̓͂̑ͤ̀Ä̶̸̢̢́̈͊̊͊ͤ̋̎͒̀͏̰̥͖̱̺Mͭ̽ͮ̆͌ͬ̓̈͗́͝͏͖̹̖̬̮̤̟Ēͮͨͣ̐ͦ̒͗̆̾͋ͪ҉͠͏̢̭̩̲̱̝̹̳͈̤̀!̊̐ͫͩͧ͊͊̐ͧ̏̄͑͊ͨ̾͞͏̵͚͚̹̱̲̣͉̬̫̗̯̯̜̟̣̤͕̼ T̡̍ͨ̎́͊͗ͪ͊̎ͫ̽ͫͯ̇ͤ͟͏̺̖̬͈̠̼̦͇̗̝H̶̛̛͍̜̖͍̜̠̳͍̭͇̼̻̏̆̊̎͑̉ͥ̏ͩͪ̽̂ͥ̚͘͞I̵ͮ̏ͯ̍̾̓̀͏̷̭̲̳̜̝̟̪͕̬̟͎̞̜͓͜S̸̢̛̲̣̳̬͔̳̣͖̠̘̫̪̭̟͎̝̻͚͚̄̾ͧͤͦͪ̔̄̀̒ͣ́̾̎̀̚͟ ̶̵̦̩̳̥̫͎̭͖̭̹͕̳͊̆̓̈̾̋͒̇ͧ̆́̾̄̽ͤ̋̃̃ͫ́͜͢Ḭ̴̗͕͕̲̯͉̘̤͍͎͉͙̯͓͇ͩ̀̊͋̆ͯ̀̅ͩ̀͘͞͡Ş̷͈͓͉̪̔͊̍̾̂͐͌͋̒ͬ̊ͫͨ̍̿ͣ̿́̚̕ͅ ̧̘̫͇̠͎̤͇͖͎͙̬̬̮̙͇̫̥̭͎ͥ̇͐̒̓͗ͣ͌̂ͩ̒̌̃͂͒͆̅ͨN̏ͬͬ̓͊̃̓ͪ̃̈́҉͈͖̱̙̜̻̙̱̫̗̞͓͍̜͇̕͟͢Ŏ̷̧̢̳̤̟̣̲̱̻̤̯̺̭͕̖̜̖̋̀ͩ͊̆̿̅͒̀́͜T̢̟͈͓͎̗̺̓̉̔ͬ͒̀ ̷͈̠̣̖͔̣͖͔̤̥̬͙̤̘̤͈̈́̽ͤ̀ͦ͒ͤ̃ͫ́ͣ̉̄ͧ̐ͣ̊̚͢A̯̟̤͓̠̞̍̿̌ͪ̽̋̉́́͟ ̞̠͙͍̺̩̼͉ͣ̈̿͊͊͋̎ͦ̓̒ͦ̑̄ͧ́́͜͞ͅͅG̶̡̧̧͚̗͔͔̝̪͕̖̳̺͎̲̬̥͉̟͉̮̎ͧ̃̌̌̄̓͂̑ͤ̀Ä̶̸̢̢́̈͊̊͊ͤ̋̎͒̀͏̰̥͖̱̺Mͭ̽ͮ̆͌ͬ̓̈͗́͝͏͖̹̖̬̮̤̟Ēͮͨͣ̐ͦ̒͗̆̾͋ͪ҉͠͏̢̭̩̲̱̝̹̳͈̤̀!̊̐ͫͩͧ͊͊̐ͧ̏̄͑͊ͨ̾͞͏̵͚͚̹̱̲̣͉̬̫̗̯̯̜̟̣̤͕̼