As Eleanor Roosevelt once taught us, America is all about speed.
Hot, nasty, badass speed.
Incidentally, that quote was used in a memetic film that was also coincidentally a comedy about people who race cars. This film is not that film.
No, instead we'll be winding the clocks back to 1981. Reagan's in the White House, cocaine was still comically available despite being illegal as all hell and...uh...Wings broke up.
This intro is dragging on, let's get on with it.
