What's that? I'm doing this just because the Kenobi series came out with its first two episodes (which I have not watched at the time I'm writing this) and am trying to appease the algorithm?
Why must you be so cynical? It's so uncivilized!
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Why must you be so cynical? It's so uncivilized!
They're all honestly range in quality from "ok" to "very bad". There's only one that's good.
It isn't this one.
So, this is going to surprise many of you... as it surprised me when I got about halfway through it.
I do not have strong feelings about The Eternals one way or another.
"Pretty sure I have to be at this point, yes."
"Nobody sees the Grand Champion unless they're fighting him." Ziv told him. "And you don't fight him."
"Why not?" Calen asked, arms crossed over his chest. He hadn't sat down since being returned to the cell, although it had already been several hours. Soon enough, it would be lights out. Calen also pointedly tried to ignore the redhead in the cell across from them, who very clearly was now observing him and attempting not to be discovered as she did so.
"Because he doesn't lose." Ziv said. "Anyone who has gone up against him has died."
"Well, I'm not stupid enough to try and fight a Jedi Knight."
... just kidding.
Seriously, do any of you know who Darkhawk is?
Particularly after their last ride, in which Kirk, Spock, and Bones went on a camping trip to Yosemite and nothing of note happened beyond a sterling rendition of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
God, I love in-built continuity erasers so much.
Because there will be spoilers.
From this point onward, spoilers.
I'm serious. If you haven't seen the movie, turn back now.
Also if you haven't seen No Way Home, turn back now, because I'm about to drop a massive spoiler for that as well.
Oh, and WandaVision as well.
Seriously, a lot of spoilerage here.
"Aren't bomb collars generally those heavy, clunky things?" Piper asked.
"Experimental tech. Pre-War." Haylen explained. "This one seems a little more advanced than those. I think whoever you got this from has been tinkering."
"We're still doing interrogations." Andrew said. "A few of them have spoken of something called 'the Enclave'."
"The what?!" Haylen's eyes went wide as she looked to the General.
Alright, well, since you asked nicely...